Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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