That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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