But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I bet he comes in French.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
