So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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