I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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