The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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