Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
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That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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