Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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