hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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