After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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