I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
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We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
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I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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