Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
My dick has a subreddit
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Randomize
