I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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