Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My friends, they love my intelligence
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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