I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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