he thought i was a dude.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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