doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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