She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
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The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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