So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
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So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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