Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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