Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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