stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Come on in and take your pants off
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