I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
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yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
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You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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