Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Don't make out with my wife yet
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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