Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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