explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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