It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
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