Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
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That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
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Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I'm both gender and math confused