Sry I called you an 8
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
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Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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