Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Last time i carry you out of a forest
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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