I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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