You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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