it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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