please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You had me at "let me see your balls"
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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