Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
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I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
i drank out of a bidet.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
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I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
we're so committed to being not committed
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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