We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
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If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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