I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
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