I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha