I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
27 People Confess The Worst Jobs They’ve Ever Had
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
this will be a night to untag.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
25 People Confess Their Terrifying Stalker Stories
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever