Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
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Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
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