Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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