Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
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