brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he wants to bone in the snuggie
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
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I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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