He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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