I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
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I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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