Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
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Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize