You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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