Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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