u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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