Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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