I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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