Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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