I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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